MUSICmakers: “Spice Up Your Life!”

Spice Girls making “Headlines” again

“Holler!” They’re back! The Spice Girls graced Vancouver, Canada with the first “Stop” in their world reunion tour last Sunday night. Not mere “Wannabe”s the five-sum proved they still got natural talent… or at least natural assets looking fab in Cavalli. Wish I’d gone “2 Become 1″ again with my former fifth grade self! Ginger, Posh, Sporty, Scary, and Baby are coming soon to a city near you! (Unless you live in Seattle…. they’re not coming here)…. so buy a ticket to LA and “Say You’ll Be There!”

On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly have the urge to go to Blockbuster and rent “Spice World.” Ok…. this is “Too Much.”

The former Boy Banders NO ONE cares about

They’re all over gossip columns this week, and I can’t help but not care at all…. Chris Kirkpatrick (‘Nsync) falsettos in two of Blake Lewis’ new songs off of “Audio Day Dream.” That’s two more feature spots than he had on 2001’s “Celebrity” album…… Howie Dorough (BSB) marries longtime sweetheart (Insert name here) in Miami to little, nay, zero fanfare…. Nick Carter (BSB) is fat AGAIN, which I admittedly do find humor in…. Lance Bass (‘Nsync) is on broadway in “Hairspray” which makes A LOT of sense…… and finally Nick Lachey (98 Degrees) is still dating Vanessa “dirty knife Lilo pictures” Minnillo and they somehow grabbed the cover of OK! this week. In other news, OK! magazine has their lowest sales of the year….

6 Nods go to Winehouse….

Screw the six grammy nominations, even if someone physically nodded at her it’s unlikely she could open her eyes and nod back, let alone stay lucid long enough to show up to Kodak Theatre in February. Note to Amy Winehouse, you know you’re in bad shape when your mom pulls a Michael Lohan circa July ‘07 and reaches out to you through an open letter in the tabloids. At the risk of overusing a cliche…. GO GO GO to Rehab!

Supermodel super sucks

Might as well start churning the butter, because Seal is totally whipped! Why else would this Grammy winner be so misguided to let his wife think she has any vocal talent at all? Heidi Klum does two things really well, walk the runway, and say “Auf Wiedersehen” in a cute German accent at the end of her Bravo reality show. Things she sucks at: singing duets at the Victoria Secret fashion show, singing “Santa Baby,” on Victoria Secret commercials, SINGING.

On Sale in Seatown!

Our own Blake Lewis has plans to hit up the Showbox on December 20th!!! Tix go on sale TOMORROW – $15. If you need me next Thursday, I’ll be the girl in the bar with the melted heart. This Idol-addict literally CAN’T WAIT.

Also notably headlining the Showbox this winter is the one and only Mika. He’ll be showing off his Freddie Mercury-esque vocals on Valentine’s Day. If you have a date and they don’t want to take you, well, that’s a deal breaker. Let them down easy before it gets serious. Tix go on sale Dec 15th.

My name is Kristen….. and I am an Idol-addict

I love countdowns. 17 days until Christmas, 117 until my 22nd birthday (frightening), and finally and most importantly, 38 days until Ryan Seacrest inaugurates season 7 of American Idol.

It’s hard to believe 6 months have already passed since Jordin Sparks swept past Blake Lewis to take the crown in America’s most popular reality program. Every week Jordin sparkled with huge talent and tremendous height. Literally. Next to her, Ryan looks like a white Gary Coleman, with a much less funny catch phrase.

Jordin’s self-title debut hit shelves on November 20th. I’m a HUGE fan of “No Air” featuring Chris Brown, and her single “Tattoo” which impressively hit #11 on Billboard Thursday. She debuted in 10th place her first week, and although that’s much lower than past idols, the quality of her singles point toward tremendous staying power.

Jordin is fabulous, but let’s be honest, I’ve been a proud Blaker Girl since week two of last years competition. That week Bothell native Blake Lewis raced off the starting line with Keane’s “Somewhere only we know,” and America’s hearts collectively melted. Exhibit A. my heart. Exhibit B. the popular facebook group “Blake Lewis Makes Me Melt.”

I’ve always believed that he has the ability to make music like nothing on the radio and create a whole new Blakealicoius genre. On December 4th he proved this destiny through “Audio Day Dream.” My first impression, “umm, this is pop music…..” My second thought, “oh yeah, I love pop music!!!”

Blake’s debut is wonderful, however it’s not “like nothing on the radio,” in fact it’s like a lot of things on the radio. On some tracks I would call it Switchfoot meets Savage Garden, on others it’s Prince meets OTown. I even occasionally hear a little spurt of early ‘Nsync and feel some modern vibes from the likes of Hellogoodbye and Snow Patrol. It’s a hodge podge album, a “mixed tape,” as he calls it, with influences from those current stars as well as old timers. In fact, 1929’s “Puttin’ on the Ritz” inspired the dancetastic “Gots to get ‘em.” Wrap your mind around all those musicians and genres, throw in some Beat-boxing, and you’ve got “Audio Day Dream” in a nutshell.

I thought A.D.D would change pop music, much like Timbaland and Timerlake have done in the last year with electronic influences, but it does not. Instead it gives a new spin on whats already been done. Blake certainly proves his musical finesse and delivers on some amazing tracks that have hit potential. Check out “Know my Name” featuring Lupe Fiasco, “How Many Words,” or the anthem of the season, “I Got U.”

iPod showdown:
Blake Lewis: 32 plays
Jordin Sparks: 25 plays
Winner: Me

This idol-addict is satisfied with 2007 but can’t wait for 2008. Who isn’t pumped to watch Paula on qualudes, Randy say “Yo, Dawg,” and Simon and Ryan overtly flirt for the cameras???? Tuesday January 15th will be a great day. A great great day. Just 38 more and counting….

Note to Ryan: “Whatcha talkin bout Willis??????” beats “And this is American Idol” everytime.

MUSICmakers

Jordin Sparks: “Tattoo” is terrific! Blake Lewis has the pizzaz but the American Idol winner has sure got pipes. The 17 year old released her debut single to radio stations yesterday and it’s simplistically catchy. Reminiscent of “Walk Away,” by Kelly Clarkson Paula Deanda, this harmless debut will likely walk-its-way to the mid-teens of the Hot 100 and stall like its musical predecessor. Love the single, but I think Jordin should go a little more country, and a little less Disney. Although God bless Disney.

Britney Spears: Mousketeer turns comeback kid??? The former queen of pop is slated to release her first single next week since 2005’s “Do Something.” “Gimme More” is up-beat and produced by Timbaland’s right hand man, Nate (Danjahandz) Hills. No word on the quality, but its unlikely even Timbo himself could help this mess. Word is she’ll be singing at the VMAs… And I use the word “sing” loosely. Lets hope she’s at least lucid. (UPDATE! I LOVE THE NEW SONG)

Amy Winehouse: She was seen walking out of a hotel with the hubby displaying bloody wrists, forehead, and ankles last Friday. Still no rehab… Call me Britney crazy but going on “vacation” isn’t going to do the job. The Caribbean may be better than rehab… But so is staying ALIVE. All American performances have been cancelled so she can “heal” on the beach.

Lance Bass: The question is, do we actually care if Lance likes/hates New York? Does it matter if he thinks the Gotham City has no style? YES. New Yorkers to Lance: YOU have no style. New York magazine adds that Lance, “was indeed the worst dancer in ‘Nsync.” Word.

Rihanna: Congratulations! If it’s true you bagged Shia LaBeouf I admit you do have excellent taste in at least one thing. Love Shia, hate Rihanna, BUT, I love Shia more than I hate Rihanna. Wasn’t “Even Stevens” the GREATEST?

Pete Doherty: Is he in jail or rehab? I can’t keep track. Either way, in a month he’ll still be on drugs, will make up/break up with Kate at least twice, and I’ll remain unable to name a single Babyshambles song.

manic music monday

Hate it or love it

I love Daft Punk, and now in association I love Kanye West. I’m obsessed with the dance-tastic “Stronger,” off his next album “Graduation,” Kanyes’ europop follow-up to “Late Registration.” If you’re going to sample, might as well sample something fabulous like Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.” I predict it will climb into the top 5 of the Billboard Hot 100 this August.

Anybody else hate “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston? He is the male Rihanna, but with even LESS talent. Jurys out on who is skankier. Maybe they’ll get together and make the worst album of all time. (Tidbit: Rihanna was born in 1988 and Sean in 1990! Doesn’t that make you feel really really old?)

Making Music History This Fall…

New Timbaland pairings in the works! The mega-producer/platinum-artist can hand pick his match-ups these days. Have you ever heard of a certain songstress named Celine? How about Madonna? Timba’s in the studio with both. I’m more excited for these hits-in-the-making than as I was for ‘Nsync’s “Pop” release in 2001. Oh yes, we’re talking boyband-frenzy kind of anticipation.

Carrie Underwood’s first single off her sophomore effort, “So Small” (and also her first writing credit!) is everything a country song should be. I see it beating out Chesney for the top-spot on the country charts this summer, and crossing over into the top 20 of the popworld on the Hot 100. Can you say multiplatinum five times fast? Her October release is going to KILL.

Blake Lewis. Just wait. That’s all.

Last Words

Timba’s “Way I Are,” is THE song of the summer. Period. The end. No question. Fact.