It’s amazing we even get out of bed anymore. Every morning it’s the same; more death, more destruction, more hurting. Among this perma-chaos I’m proud to share some good news, hell, great news! I think it’s obvious what I’m getting at….
Rihanna’s “Umbrella” reign has finally ended. AKA, The world is a better place.
Two weeks ago Rihanna finally lost the US top-spot to the indie-fab Plain White T’s’ “Hey there Delilah,” but it wasn’t until last week that this uber-diva fell from her 10-week rule atop europop heaven, the United Kingdom. Unfortunately her tiresome single held the pole-position long enough to set the UK singles record for the 21st century. I take comfort only in the fact that she’s always holding some kind of pole.
It’s no secret that I openly detest her. She’s a skanky ho with no musical originality or taste. Case in point, that porn video excuse for a performance at the VMAs. Beyonce called, she wants her style back…. and while you’re at it, her boyfriend too.
Replacing “Umbrella” in the UK this week is Timbaland’s genius, “Way I Are,” featuring Keri Hilson. Now that electro-pop-licious piece of music-gold deserves #1. The beat is sick and the lyrics are actually words. Little known fact: “Ella Ella Ella, eh eh ehhh” is NOT english.
It’s also worthy noting that Timbo is less skanky than Rihanna, but really, who isn’t?
Rihanna or rehab? Check me in to Betty Ford!
