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Not to rain on your parade…

Posted by kristendoc on August 15, 2007

No Perez, “Umbrella” is NOT the song of the summer.

Hey TMZ, when you call it the undisputed summer song of 2007  you’re wrong.

Jeeez

For informational purposes, I’ve provided you with  a short list of 2007 Hot 100 #1 songs that are better (and why):

  • “Irreplaceable” Beyonce (addicting, but not irritating)
  • “What goes around… Comes around” Justin Timberlake (deliciously spiteful)
  • “Say It Right” Nelly Furtado (cool as hell)
  • “This is Why I’m Hot” MIMS (simplistic yet true message)
  • “Glamorous” Ferge (fabulous and fun)
  • “Give it to me” Timbaland (turns my car into a dance hall EVERY TIME)
  • “Makes Me Wonder” Maroon 5 (so singable)
  • “Hey There Delilah” Plain White T’s (lovely and real)

However it is not the worst song either, “Umbrella” is better than the following 2007 number #1s:

  • “Don’t Matter” Akon (blahhh)
  • “Girlfriend” Avril (Avril sucks, duh)
  • “Buy U a Drank” T-pain (At least Rihanna can spell…)
  • “Beautiful Girls” Sean Kingston (RUINED sample of “Stand by Me”)

So from my count it comes in as the 9th “best” song of the year……

And Perez, in my opinion the real song of the summer hasn’t even hit #1 yet:

(no surprise here)

1. “The Way I Are” Timbaland (incredible – incredible – incredible)

 Did I mention it’s INCREDIBLE? (Check out the FRENCH remix!)

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